them thangs

gq: If you’re going to pitch your city to the X Games, here’s...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:37:04 -0400

gq:

If you’re going to pitch your city to the X Games, here’s the way to do it. Go get ‘em, Detroit.

yes.

sinagrace: What is Burn the Orphanage? First hint in Li’l...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:14:44 -0400

sinagrace:

What is Burn the Orphanage? First hint in Li’l Depressed Boy 16, in stores today.

Peep this. It’s my friend Sina’s new project

If you put effort into something it shows; everything you intend, everything you think about, down...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:54:19 -0400

If you put effort into something it shows; everything you intend, everything you think about, down to the minutia. It. All. Shows. So if you try even just a little bit, people will see that little bit. They might love it or they might hate it, but, at the least, they’ll have to respect how much thought you put into it.

I’ve heard Cudi’s new album. It’s crazy.

I met Cudi at a friend’s party. The conversation started as a shared admiration of each other’s work (which is definitely a cooler story for me). The conversation ended with an invitation to his studio to listen to his new album (which is definitely an even cooler story for me.)

This is not something I’m particularly accustomed to. I don’t roll through people’s studios and listen to their yet-to-be-released albums, so I didn’t really know what to expect. What if the album sucked? I’d have to sit there in his studio and say something like, “Oh that was dope! I loved that part where you used the toms and then also the hi-hat and said that thing about gold chains!” Then I’d have to excuse myself to the bathroom and get the hell out of there.

But you want to know what I did instead? I wrote a fucking story. That’s right. I wrote a story while I was listening to the album. Here it is:

Looks up into the night sky.
From the point of view of a little kid.
The rocket ship took off and traveled.
The crew was in hibernation until they landed.
The birth was of the crew as they awoke from their stasis.
They stepped out into the world. It was beautiful.
As they were entranced with the planet’s beauty, they ran into some trouble.
Beez. They were stung and were seeing blue.
They were down. Slow and sad.
From blue to pristine white within a beautiful meadow.
There is a house. A very modern wooden house with all exposed window walls.
All around them are beautiful hills. It’s night in the house.
He sits on his throne. He wears a crown. A sorrowful crown.
It’s clean and white now. Sterile. But with half black walls. He was alone. He is the only one of his kind. The only human.
And he became king.
He was the ruler of everything and nothing.
Darkness fell. The King went to the forests to kill all the animals.
He wanted to be the alpha.
If he was to be the king, then he would make the rest of this new world feel it.
Visuals of space. And away. Traveled in your head.
It heads to the swamp. Traces of his beast is still out there.

*Unedited straight from my iPhone.

I’m no critic. I like what I like. I hate what I hate. I can’t tell you to feel one way or another. What I can tell you are the facts. Facts say, I wrote a fucking story while listening to the album.

The album is sick.

S.Y.

Public Shaming: Yu Darvish of the Texas Rangers was ONE out away from a perfect...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:19:47 -0400

Public Shaming: Yu Darvish of the Texas Rangers was ONE out away from a perfect...:

publicshaming:

Yu Darvish of the Texas Rangers was ONE out away from a perfect baseball game on Tuesday night when he gave up a single.

It was a great night for America’s two favorite pastimes: baseball and racism.

lmao. what is #carma?

Yes, missing out…

the world is transparent….

conan. #2. awesome.

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:56:01 -0400

conan. #2. awesome.

chuggin

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 16:14:04 -0400

chuggin

Patrick is doing well and is still reading the books you gave him at the hospital.

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:57:08 -0400

yessssssss!!!!

damn. great cover.

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 02:39:11 -0400

damn. great cover.

kimmel. part 2.

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 03:42:14 -0400

kimmel. part 2.

I got to do kimmel. holy balls. part 1.

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 03:40:12 -0400

I got to do kimmel. holy balls. part 1.

earwolf: Comedy Bang! Bang!: Zombie Candles The Walking Dead’s...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:45:07 -0400

earwolf:

Comedy Bang! Bang!: Zombie Candles

The Walking Dead’s Steven Yeun joins the Bang! Bang! universe along with today’s co-host/lover of movies Doug Benson! After a chat about hair in movies/tv, haunted hotels, and what we can expect on the upcoming episodes of The Walking Dead, our old pal Buddy Valastro aka Cake Boss (Cake Boss) stops by. We’ll hear who are some of the worst pie guys around, the story behind the most erotic cake that Cake Boss has ever made, and a game of Would You Rather for the ages. Check out the full video at Youtube.com/Earwolf!

this was greaaaaattttttt.

pf tompkins. coolest.

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:38:05 -0400

pf tompkins. coolest.

Old souls.

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 02:44:18 -0500

Old souls.

Why paint on the same spot?

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:00:40 -0500

Why paint on the same spot?

game theory.

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 12:16:40 -0500

prisoner’s dilemma.

thank you for your kind, kind words.

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:26:50 -0500

thank you for your kind, kind words.

Humility will always find you. It’s on you to decide which way.

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 01:20:26 -0500

Humility will always find you. It’s on you to decide which way.

Photo

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 19:23:32 -0500

craig. ferguson.

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 03:03:19 -0500

craig. ferguson.

beauty fades. be kind. or cryogenically freeze yourself.

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 23:20:53 -0500

beauty fades. be kind.

or cryogenically freeze yourself.